Q: How can I tell if you have breast cancer?
December 23, 2005
Breast Cancer Jokes
I just proofread my sister's dissertation on breast cancer research. She did a good job with the scientific part, but the paper as a whole was painfully dull. I only chuckled maybe one or two times tops. To help her spruce it up I came up with some breast cancer jokes.
Q: What is another name for breast cancer?
A: Nature's silicone.
Q: What did the healthy breast say to the breast with cancer?
A: Nigga please!
A: By sucking on your nipples.
Q: How can you tell if you have breast cancer?
A: By letting me suck on your nipples.
Q: How can me sucking on your nipples determine if you have breast cancer or not?
A: It can't. Get a mammogram you stupid bitch.
Q: What do you say to a woman who lost a breast to cancer?
A: Nothing she is disfigured.
Q: What do you say to cheer up a woman with breast cancer?
A: I love your lady lumps.
Q: What do you call motor boating a woman with breast cancer?
A: Rough seas.
Q: What do you call tit fucking a woman with breast cancer?
Q: How many breast cancer survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw in the light bulb and the other to perform a breast exam on her.
Q: Why do mostly women get breast cancer?
A: No one knows.
posted by John 2:06PM