At leest ah gots mah lunch!
Damn that nigga looks magically delicious
“dont you be dissin my hoods colors!”
Once he got the gum stuck in his hair he figured hed just go with the candy theme
“Then Carlos tied a shit bunch of Jolly Ranchers in his hair and left for the rival gang’s picnic.”
If this were a first line in a story… I would keep reading.
“They see me Ranchin’ they hatin’ …”
This isn’t funny, this young man was shot to death that day. Police are still looking for the suspect, who they say will be in possession of several watermelon Jolly Ranchers.
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