Wilbur should have never eaten those Justin Bieber tickets
First one to it to the ground is a lesbian!
Hi my name is Howard. Hi. I would like to tell you a little bit about my daughter, her name is Douglas. Douglas along with her friend Joan was kidnapped and taken to the Middle East and upon landing were immediately besieged by hoardes of angry muslim children numbering in the hundreds of thousands. Crying out, Joan screamed,”GET ON DOUGLAS, WE GOTTA MOVE NOWWWW!”, but it was already too late! When all was said and done, Douglas was taken far to the north to a tannery in Pakistan and Joan no longer presenting a threat to the children was made deity of the front entrance of the airport, where all who passed by her were blessed. And the people of the….where was I going with this…?
OH YEAHHHHHHHHHH, MY LITTLE GIRL! SHE’S IN NEED OF VARIOUS TOOLS AND OTHER IMPLEMENTS TO AID IN HER ESCAPE! ANY TOOLS OR DRY GOODS YOU COULD DONATE WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED! ANY UNUSED OR UN-NEEDED TOOLS LEFT OVER FROM SAID ESCAPEWILL BE RETURNED TO THE RIGHTFUL OWNER UNLESS SAID OWNER VERIFIES IN WRITING THE RELINQUISHMENT OF SAID TOOLS TO SAID RECIPIENT FOR SAID ESCAPE. THANK YOU IN ADVANCE FOR SAID TOOLS AND OR IMPLEMENTS THAT HAVE BEEN AND OR WILL BE USED IN SAID ESCAPE, FOR I AM IN HAWAII AND CANNOT BE REACHED UNTIL JANUARY 7TH 2011.
YOU GONNA LOVE ME!!!
This is how dinner works in underdeveloped nations.
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