The Hernandez family celebrates a successful plan to obtain Green cards.
“How do you brats think we got the denero for these cakes! Now pay attention, you two start work tomorrow!”
cmon, let’s get more of them in the country
Caution Cake may contain nuts!
Years later little Rosa would not be able to go down on any man unless they sang Happy Birthday first.
A new spin on the old phrase, “look ma no hands”
“Girls, if you want to stay in America for the rest of your life you need to learn the proper technique.”
This is the same woman that used to
yell at us for sucking our thumbs.
MOM your suppose to blow the candles, not that thing you and daddy do at night.
I’m more concerned about the second dong on the right?
top job …. cheers
What happened to affirmative action…?
And that’s how the Mexican porn starlet “Senorita Fellatio” got her start..
This is the job Mexicans are taking away from Americans
Looks like mommy prefers the white ones
“Consuela! Careful, you might get hot wax all over your face.”
“Mommy! You blew the wrong candle!”
“No I didn’t dear. Daddy wants Mommy to blow this candle first!”
The little girl in front row is thinking “oh my…”
She picked the white dick, it had more money and a job.
We said “blow-OUT” the candles, mom. Not “blow them.”
When done correctly, you DO get this sweaty.
Why does the chocolate one look bigger?
Now little Maria knows what Daddy means when he says, “Cover your teeth”.
If you ever sneak across the border into California, Esperanza, you can either do this for a few hours a night or you can sell bags of oranges on the freeway. This pays better so pay attention.
This bitch took away my binky??
no hunny…THIS is how you BLOW out a candle
That is a great sucker.How long is that blow job.
That is sad. I am sad.
Pff, i sucked penises larger than that.
It beats mowing grass in the hot sun for $5 an hour !
SURPRISE!!! cock in a cake…don’t ask who made the frosting
little girl: MAMA! …
You did not pay for that cake!
woman: Yes but it paid for me for the next 15 minutes.
Put the Mask back on.
Apparently it is true, woman can’t get enough d***
Filomena! Noooooooooooo, los links!
Mommy likes to have her cake and suck it too!
Arrre you UNO! are you DOS! are you TRES!
I told you Guys,if we stayed at this party long enuf it would Suck!!!
Pace yourself mommy, we STILL have to have room for dessert!
besides the penis the cake looks pretty good
Where’s the cream filling.
Alright kids we’re crossing the border tomorrow. There is one thing you all have to learn….
Fuck You Max, Gregry and Johnny 5-0… you stopped being funny and/or cute since you came out your mommy´s cunt.
The genetically-engineered strippers were small enough for the birthday cake in all the right places, and too big in one absolutely perfect place.
Mommy seems to be a good teacher…
Little Girl: “mmmm…. yeah, keep doing what you doing. slow. slow. yeeeeeeah… fuck that’s hot… now just the tip…. mmmmmhmmmmmm”
You’re doing it wrong.
Someone really wants that American Idol job….
oh blow out the candle!!
I guess i should have blew out the candle first
Mommy! You’re not at work anymore! This is my Birthday Party!
Now Girls, if you just stick to this you wont end up with as many kids as I have.
Judging by her little trophy in the background, her lesson has been learned.
Mommy sure knows how to blow… out the candles!!!
Mom! You are supposed to cup the balls!
something like that should not have been done around children. It is ok to have fun. Now if the child wasn’t there it would have been funny. I know what some of yall are thinking but you need to think if it was your child watching.
WTF are you doing to my lightsaber Mommy?!
She picked the white one. Looks like Christmas is gonna be awesome.
Shock and awe. Mami what are you doing? thats not papi’s pipi…or cousin Pedro’s!
Love the photo. Nothing wrong with kids seeing real life which is all about sex. In Japan they don’t hide anything sexual from kids, and as a result they grow up without any of the hangups we have here in this country, plus they grow up and become the best lovers too.
Mom you’ve at it for an hour! Is it my turn yet?
@Stan Groves, actually being made sexually aware at too young an age can result in sexual inability, especially common in girls is vaginismus as a result of this which can be so severe as to render them completely unable to have sex – far from “the best lovers”…
Well isnt that just another made up disorder made up by America? I mean I think showing little girls how to deliver BJ’s is a little extreme, but also showing them alternate ways to banging every dick they see can also be benefitial. Sex can be great if you wait for a long time. Exposing kids to sex early on can make it easier to mold them.
arguments aside… mom sure knows how suck a candle…
mummy thats not a candle
Mommy, can I try?
Mom..you said good girls lick…not suck
“Humphy Hirf Hay Whoo Whoo, Humphy Hirf Hay Whoo Whoo …”
And girls, this is how you become Miss Universe.
And remember girls, women swallow
Another “MOTHER OF THE YEAR AWARD”…
momi what happens when i turn 2
Maybe there’s “icing” inside….
This was the day that little Christina will be able to look back and pinpoint her disgust for cake and men.
AND THIS IS HOW YOU GET THE BILLS PAID BABY….
That’s not how Uncle Jose showed us how to do it.~
Now kids, if mommy had done this for daddy on his birthday, he might still love you..
Mom, you can stop now, Uncle dad just found fresh cream in the fridge !
you motorboat’n son of bitch
Bitch took my cock!
Pay attention girls, this is how Mommy got her Social Security Number.
Mom stop teasing that bitch! Take it ALLLLLLL!
That’s not what I meant when I said blow out your cake.
As a good mother, Juanita knew this was a golden opportunity to teach her young.
you are all sick and perhaps this is just another indication of the severe problem our world has.
As for this web page. Hope you dont condone this and you should be more sociably responsible. Those kids will respond to the environment in which they are raised and will once again repeat what they learn at home. I am not a prude but that sort of behaviour has a place and it is not in front of the kids. And you wonder why our society is fucked up. Because we accept and condone the break down of morality.
Jesus, can Mom suck that dick….
Odd, she went vanilla over chocolate… hmm…
looks like she made the black one “cream” first. that’s right, get the big one out the way.
That bitch needs her ass whipped.They should confiscate those kids from that retarded bitch.
that poor lil girl looked tramutized
i love u baby
hey baby i love u how u been doing
Sing kids “You put the white one in, you take the white one out, you put the black one in and shake it all about.”
ahh, The year I dressed up as a cake for Halloween. What fond memories.
once you go strawberry, you never go black.
The kiddies never quite grasped “Musical Cocks” just as they didn’t fully understand “pin the cock on the pussy”
“Well, mommy, just don’t squat on it before I get a slice.”
what a stupid whore in a world full of stupid whores, that poor baby doesnt have a chance with fu–ups like that rasing her
What the hell man!! Seriously???
Now kids, this is how mommy can afford stuff like clothes and crack.
Good parents teach their children what they know best…
Notice the two girls in the back studying carefully.
It was poor judgment having young children there, but here’s my best attempt at a caption anyway:
“Mommy, don’t you know that pee-pee comes out of that thing?!”
and people say that there isn’t an IMMIGRATION PROBLEM!!!!!!
Madre…Why is padre under the table with no pants?
little boy that you can just see his eye is thinking “you just gave me the best idea mum!”
pero que vieja mas rastrera es esa, no se puede dudar de que esa vieja sea una vieja decrepita y frutrada.
wtf is the black one on the right,a back up?
haha no that one is for the kids!
YEY! with a mom like that im sure they already sucked a few…
Mom, is that how we got here?
Proof as too why SOME PEOPLE should NOT BREED!! HAHAHA, Follow me on twitter @SammiDeHart ♥
Guess you can have your cake and suck it too.
wow i bet she cant wait to get to the cream filling
looking so nice this is lol
so hungry since last so many years she is …
fake obviously geez some people.
Is that how you get babies? No sweety, this is how you get jewlery
Pat, how do you go from untampered photo to fake in one go? Jeez some people just love their sanitized lives too much.
The child has the right “wtf is wrong with mom” look on her face because I am thinking the same thing here!
this is worng is very very worng…. how sad is this picture I want to cry T_T
very funny mom this mom is very sexy hahahahahhahha
They’re such a disgusting, wholly terrible and inferior race. They really are.
you ignorant racist grow up
what the fuck is this? lol . hahahha
is this serious, how can it be possible that someone is doing that?
“Now pay close attention kids, this will save your life someday.”
“see kids, this is how we pay the rent, school fees, groceries..”
watch the teeeeeth…
Jeez, Mom! What part of “Blow OUT the candles” don’t you get!?
Isn’t that illegal? Some sort of child abuse or something? Exposing kids to something like that is insane!
This is why we have nice things.
the moms probably like ” wheres the creme filling??”
FOK JY IS SIEK JOU POES
que me la chupe cuando quiera
BLOW OUT!! NOT BLOW THEM!!
The little girl is like, “NO WAY THEY GET THAT BIG!!” XD She looks scared. lol
son todas putas esas me las cojo a todas
No mum, thats the one i used earlier :O
FAKE FAKE FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry for those who think this is fake you’re RETARDED TO EVERYONE WHO SAYS THIS IS FAKE!!! Its not even photoshopped its a fucking adult party just like how you have bachelor parties this is somewhat the same! Plus ontop of that i guess its normal for them to expose their kids to it seeing as its only a joke. Anyways its real as you can tell, look at the lighting, and even if it was fake, what the hell do you think she is doing? sucking the flames of the candle inside her? COME ON PEOPLE THINK friggen retards!
que cosas no
al menos que respete la chiquita que esta a su lado
This is Wrong on So Many Levels! this Family shouldn’t be allowed to have Kids in their home if they’re gonna subject their kids to this. They should be arrested & the kids removed from their home, Immedietly. This is Child Abuse! that little girl standing closest to her looks scared and has this look on her face as if asking “Mom, WTF are you doing?” I’m wondering the same thing, but I’m also wondering “Why” she’s doing that in front of kids. If this is an Adult party, then WTH are the kids doing at an Adult party? They should be baby sat by the grandparents or other family member while this party is going on. not At the party. this Pisses me off! sure, I’d like a cake like that, but I’d be way too uncofortable to be eating it while Kids are present.
“Ckick” A mental picture for life
“It’s ok it’s white chocolate”
“I should have done this 5 years ago”.
This is Child Abuse! that little girl standing closest to her looks scared and has this look on her face as if asking “Mom, WTF are you doing?”……
sure, I’d like a cake like that, but I’d be way too uncofortable to be eating it while Kids are present. end quote.
Kids this , kids that, The kids don’t give a shit! Other then when do they get their piece of the cake. Its hypocrites like you that are the real problem.
The kid looks more upset that she may not get a piece because mum us eating the whole thing without cutting it into pieces.
like i always say all mexicans are sick and live and act like animals how i know? because i live in a area of full of illegal mexicans witch my area where i live wasn’t like how it is today crimes and no jobs for americans because they want to pick mexicans to pay them low low money for extra hard work they don’t want us americans because we ain’t stupid so they pick stupid mexicans
Does that explain why you can’t spell or write or did the Mexicans take that too!?!?!
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