Archive February 2007
February 9, 2007

Reflections On The Death Of Anna Nicole Smith

I would just like to take a moment and share my thoughts on the passing of Anna Nicole Smith´┐Ż WHO GIVES A FUCK! I honestly have a hard time believing people are upset about this despite what the news keeps telling me. They call Anna Nicole a beloved "survivor" and "fighter". No she was a slightly amusing "hooker" and "drug addict". The tranny turning tricks on the corner is more of a survivor and a fighter than Anna Nicole, and she has the rusty screwdriver in her purse to prove it.

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Her death is not "tragic" at all. Anna Nicole was 39 years old when she died. That is like 176 in white trash hooker years. Yeah she had a kid, but if you saw her reality show you'd know that kid is better off being raised by crack addicted wolves. It was a small miracle her first child made it to 20.

Anna Nicole's only accomplishment in life was being hot when she was young. The rest of her life was spent getting fat and then slanging diet pills. Which reminds me the real winner in all this are the people at TrimSpa. Now they no longer have to pay an assistant to wrestle Twinkies from her, and they get to use this amazing advertising poster I designed for them.

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posted by John 11:30PM