Archive May 2006
May 18, 2006

Strip Clubs

I hate strip clubs. Now I know what you are thinking "But John you are the most heterosexual guy in the world and you probably have a huge penis." You are too kind, but that has nothing to do with why I hate strip clubs. The easiest way to explain it is through an analogy.

I am a hunter. I have been on safari and slain many majestic creatures. How could I possibly enjoy going to zoos? Zoos where sad broken animals walk up and take my money. I cannot even bust a few shots at them without the zookeepers dragging me out back and roughing me up.

No self-respecting single guy should love strip clubs. They are for truckers, married guys, and losers.

posted by John 3:47PM

May 15, 2006

The Morning After Pill

There has been a wave of articles recently about the dangers of emergency contraception (also known as "the morning after pill"). Apparently the side effects may be more frequent and harmful than originally thought.

This is just another example of the big pharmaceutical companies needlessly pushing potentially harmful remedies to drive up profits, while relatively safe natural ones are so readily available. It really boils down to access to information.

Thankfully the Internet more or less levels the information playing field. I want to do my part by providing you with a simple natural alternative to the morning after pill. It is called Aspirin. It will do wonders for the pain after you throw her down some stairs.

posted by John 5:53PM