December 8, 2005

MySpace Fun Part 2

I am such an internet badass that I posted embarrassing comments on people's MySpace pages... again.

"Hey there babe last night was pretty wild. I have never seen anyone do that to a salmon fillet before. I guess with some lube and a little imagination anything is possible. Later"

"I am pretty sure only a human can get you preggers, but I can throw you down some stairs just to be safe. Let me know."

"Sorry to hear that babe. I guess the only thing you will be sucking on for a while are lozenges."

"Shhhh quiet! Do you hear that? That is my balls whistling Dixie. You are the best babe!"

"OMG Kelly that was a such a crazy night. The vet said he had to put the horse down. Guess you showed him who the real thoroughbred is."

"Thanks for making me a red wing fighter pilot. I looked like I went 10 rounds with Tyson."

"Hey I got some bad news. I just found out there is no such thing as "pubic acne". But on the bright side the guy at the petting zoo said I could keep the mule for another week. Just throwing that out there."

"Hey Brad, you were right it totally worked!!! And I haven't heard from the cops so I am guessing she didn't remember a thing ;)"

"Hey Derek and I just want to say we had a great time last night. Talk to you later my little London Bridge."

"I have heard of making an ass clap, but I swear yours gave me a standing ovation."

"Dude there are no such things as "genital heat rash" and "acidic urine". I don't care if she is 14 you should still get checked out."

"When you said felching "sucked" I had no idea you were being ironic."

"Haha nice pic. I remember that night. You girls let me know if you are up for another round of hide the wiener."

"Ass and tities. Ass and tities. Ass and tities and big booty bitches."

You can read MySpace Fun Part 1 here.

posted by John 12:12PM