Snape On Emma Watson

Snape On Emma Watson




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  1. MrSatyre says:

    What’s a “snape”? What’s the point to this combination of pictures?

    • Captain Obvious says:

      The first picture is of the beautiful, talented Emma Watson who played the book smart, independent Hermione Granger in the very popular “Harry Potter” movies based off of the “Harry Potter” book series, popular in many, many countries written by the very talented British author J.K. Rowling. The second picture is of the widely known actor Alan Rickman who plays Snape the potions master, one of Hermione’s teachers in the book/movie and the head of Slytherin(a house/dorm at the school). The idea behind the points is Hermione is placed in Griffendor house(a rival house/dorm of Slytherin) and the teachers award or take away points from the different houses/dorms based on students behavior and such. Well when Emma Watson and the other actors who play students in the movie started out as cute little 11-year-old kids… The joke is that Emma is obviously no longer a child but has grown to be an attractive young woman and is suggesting that even though he is a teacher, and is suppose to hate Hermione for her “know-it-all”ness, and is suppose to hate her for being in Griffendor that he can’t deny that Emma Watson grew up hot.
      There are you happy? I took the time to sit here and calmly explain everything to you. I’m not saying everybody has to know about Harry Potter but if you didn’t get the joke because it was based off of something you were unaware of why did you take the time to comment? Your on the internet, click the back button and find a new picture, or look up porn… Whatever it is you do on the internet.
      If you actually read the whole explanation and answer to your question I thank you.

  2. MrBuda says:


  3. Sean says:

    In case you’ve been in a cave for the last several years, Emma Watson played Hermione Granger, a member of Gryffindor House, in the ‘Harry Potter’ movies; Severus Snape, played by Alan Rickman, is one of the professors at the Hogwarts School for Young Wizards in the movies. ‘Points’ were awarded to or taken away from the houses by the professors depending on the performance of the students in each house.

    • Shift says:

      Sean, don’t forget that Snape is head of Slytherin house, which is historically sworn to hate Gryffindor. In turn, I don’t recall a single incident in which he actually gave points to Gryffindor within the series…

      • Dave says:

        but he could take away points from gryffindor wich quite possibly means that he can give them points its just that he wouldnt give them no matter what and this is what makes this combination funny

  4. randomone says:

    thus why snape’s giving points now….seriously do we have to explain the funny to you?

  5. To Mr. Satyre says:

    Mr. Satyre you must be retarded. Who doesn’t know Professor Snape or Hermione Granger or even the tales of Harry Potter?

  6. Keniff says:

    I don’t know any of these characters but I know Emma Watson and Alan Rickman (Hans Gruber). Because people have not followed Harry Potter does not mean they are in a cave. It just means that Harry Potter is fucking retarded. When will Emma Watson make a skin flick is what I want to know.

  7. bummer says:

    i dont know about any bullshit you all are talking about but that girl is HOT. 10 points,hells yeah !!!

  8. Ughh says:

    Epic FAIL on having to explain this picture. Two choices: (1) stare at the pretty girl and ignore the sorcerer below or (2) stare at the pretty girl and chuckle at the irony of the message printed on the sorcerer’s image. Either way, stare at the pretty girl.

  9. Evil Tom riddle says:

    snape must have slept with sexy hermoine….dats y 10 pnts

  10. Hermione Granger says:

    Well for those of you that don’t know me you should know that I would do anything to be top of the class. And I mean anything. Also I secretly like both Ron and Harry but seeing how harry doesn’t like me as much as I like him I might never get to have the threesome I’ve always had wet dreams about.

    P.S although on the outside I look like a good girl and a bit of a nerd … I don’t wear underwear because I get turned on by the fact the somebody might get a sneak peek

    • Kazaganthi says:

      So the question still remains…. are you gonna do a skin flick, and if so may I have a part? I have a big, thick ‘wand’ you might like to experiment with. :P

  11. Potter Fan says:

    Event: The Witch and Wizard Fashion Show: Hogwarts

    Judges: Dumbledore, Snape, McGonagall

    Winner: Hermione Granger

    Why: Snape kept increasing marks.

    Consequence: 10 POINTS FOR GRYFINDOR!!!!

  12. diverdown13 says:

    If you didn’t “get it”, your a twit. GET WITH IT!!

  13. darvi says:

    i love you

  14. Gabby says:

    I don’t care who the hell watson is

  15. Cesar says:

    Just 10 points??? Those are very few points.
    Gryffindor, shoud earn at least 100 points!

  16. dossier says:

    fricking hilarious! When you don’t get a joke, you don’t get it. Shut up and move on, because it is *never* funny if you need an explanation. 10 swats with a paddle for bitching. I bet you get *that* cultural reference.

    also, to all those whose lambasted those who aren’t familiar with genre films, I take away a 1000 points. Not every one cares about the same shit.

  17. berinjelo says:

    maybe some joke about a Hollywood movie. But the girl is really hot and i donĀ“t need be this or that kind of culture to see it. World is full of beuty and only few persons can see them…

  18. berinjelo says:

    sorry, i mean beauty, not beuty.

  19. Freddie Mercury says:

    Wow, I can’t believe no one got this.. This picture made my DAY, hahaha

  20. geno says:

    emma you have show more then that to get a higher rating

  21. geno says:

    emma if you want to come to me and i will give you a alot more higher rating ok

  22. Tyler He rnandez says:

    Any news about A defector’s mystical disappearance?

  23. Cialis says:

    You points on this topic can’t be thought doubtful! Go on working!

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