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  quote[0]="I have never met a midget I did not want to fuck."
  quote[1]="I like my women like I like my whiskey... 12 years old and mixed up with coke."
  quote[2]="I have fucked a girl retard before... of course she was retarded to begin with so I can't be sure."
  quote[3]="If a fat chick falls in the forrest do the trees laugh?"
  quote[4]="If size doesn't matter, how come my girlfriend's vibrator isn't three inches and crooked?"
  quote[5]="I will rock your crotch off!"
  quote[6]="For English press 1. Para Espanol move to Mexico and press 2."
  quote[7]="I support gay marriage, but only if both chicks are hot."
  quote[8]="I am such a pedophile, that I will only have sex with pregnant women."
  quote[9]="Yes I have plenty of change you homeless piece of shit. Thanks for asking."
  quote[10]="500,000 battered women and I'm still eating mine plain!"
  quote[11]="Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer."
  quote[12]="I will give you a funny feeling. Like being molested by a clown."
  quote[13]="I felt bad once, but she woke up half-way through."
  quote[14]="I'm what Willis was talking about."
  quote[15]="I got a sweater for Christmas... I wanted a screamer or a moaner."
  quote[16]="She has smoked more poles than Auschwitz!"
  quote[17]="Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love."
  quote[18]="My friends will fuck anything that moves, but I do not see any reason to limit myself."
  quote[19]="Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one."
  quote[20]="My girlfiend called me a 'pervert' in bed last night I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'." 
  quote[21]="Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil."
  quote[22]="There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that." 
  quote[23]="I like my women like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer."
  quote[24]="Some people don't like heights. Not me, I don't like widths."
  quote[25]="I like long walks on the beach... after anal."
  quote[26]="The only way I'd get blue balls is if a girl had blue lipstick."
  quote[27]="Bitch, I've pushed hotter women out of the way, looking for a quiet place to masturbate."
  quote[28]="As far as pussy goes, I have been through more walls than asbestos."
  quote[29]="Call me cocky, but if there's a girl I can't fuck, I haven't met her and fucked her yet."
  quote[30]="The quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents... Have sex with them and your in."
  quote[31]="She's built like a steakhouse, yet handles like a bistro!"  
  quote[32]="I like my hoes like I like summer... with no class."  
  quote[33]="I'm the one you gotta blow to get a drink around here." 
  quote[34]="Sex is like fancy masturbation with 3D porn." 
  quote[35]="I would fuck you retarded. Then teach you how to read." 
  quote[36]="Opinions are like assholes.... fuck'em" 
  quote[37]="I told my girlfriend I want to fuck her between the tits, she said 'How're you gonna make that feel good for me?', I said 'Right before I cum I'll stop punching you in the face.'" 
  quote[38]="Save a whale, harpoon a fat chick!"
  quote[39]="I'm the type of guy you hate... until I'm inside you!"
  quote[40]="Be a player in this life not a fucking spectator, look at herpes like a skateboarder looks at a skinned knee."
  quote[41]="I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just love the smell of it."
  quote[42]="Anal is the only form of birth control shown to be 100% effective. Even abstinence failed once."
  quote[43]="Stop Abortions! Kill Sluts!"
  quote[44]="God used to be my co-pilot...until we crashed into the side of that mountain....and I had to eat him"
	quote[45]="If you watch jaws backwards its about a huge shark that throws up so many people that they need to open a beach."
	quote[46]="I got new deodorant yesterday... The instructions said remove top and push up bottom... My ass hurts but everytime I fart the room smells awesome"
	quote[47]="Women are like parking spots. They're whores and liars."

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}
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     quox = quote[quo]

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