Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy. Complete archive of "Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handy. "We used to laugh at grandpa, when he'd head off and go fishing, but we wouldn't be laughing that evening, when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town."
Predator Tries to Sell Car. A guy tries to sell his Mustang on a message board. The only problem is that him and his car were just featured on NBC's "To Catch A Predator".
