Bombay TV. Subtitle your own shitty Indian movie! Just so you know it is spelt "curry".
Thanks For The Intervention. You tell them. There is no rehab for a broken friendship.
Baghdad's Lionel Richie Obsession. Lionel Richie is fuckin huge in Iraq. He can end the insurgancy, but he is too busy worrying about his whore of a daughter.
Da Vinci And Dildos. For all you art history people out there.
Man Grabs Food At Taco Bell, Runs. Haha classic. This guy is not even a bum. It just goes to show you how lazy the homeless are. They should be doing this.
The Worst Beers In The World. I have had quite a few of those beers, but the worst beer I have ever had was Sam Adams Cherry Wheat. It is fucking disgusting.
Borat Is Sexy. That is what a real man looks like.
Scientists Grow Artificial Penis In Lab. Now you can trade in your old penis for a shinny new one.
Save Lives In May. According to this leading extraterrestrial scientist, tsunamis are going to whip out the east coast today!
2 Arrested in Homeless Life Insurance Scam. A couple of grandmas took life insurance policies out on some homeless guys then ran them over with their cars. That must have been fun.
Summer Movie Preview Part 1. I don't think "Nacho Libre" will even be remotely funny, and "Waist Deep" looks badass yo.
Summer Movie Preview Part 2. If you aren't excited about "Talladega Nights" then I don't care for you as a person.
Top 10 Gadgets for the Filthy Rich. If I was rich I would buy them all... and have a kickass coke habit.
"Freegans" Forage For Food In Bins. So they are called "freegans", and I thought they were called fucking bums. I love their moronic hippie rationalization.
Judge Rules Sex Offender Is Too Short For Prison. Yet he was tall enough to sexually assault a child.
