5th Annual Masturbate-a-thon To Be Held This Weekend. I have been training for this my whole life.
Toe Licking Suspect On The Loose In Tulsa. Still think illegals are just here to work?
Pat Robertson Says He Leg-Pressed 2,000 Pounds. He talks more shit than Jesus. Yeah I said it.
The Purpose Driven Life Takers. The purpose driven life people are a dangerous cult. It is time to go Waco on their ass.
"Weapon of Mass Destruction" Targets Sex Shop. Terrorists attack the closest thing UF has to a strip club. I know one of my roommates is going to be devastated when he finds out.
Pedophiles To Launch Political Party. They have formed a powerful coalition with the animal fuckers. Book your flights to Amsterdam now. It is gonna be a party.
Sex Packing. The best clothing catalogue I have ever seen. Victoria Secret the bar has been raised.
Pictures from the Ghetto Prom 2006. Awww sheeit, they look fly.
Chinese Baby Born With Third Arm. Think of all the sneakers he could make!
Iconic Sports Hairdos. Jagr had the greatest mullet in the history of the world.
The Broken Laptop I Sold On Ebay. Some A-rab sold a broken laptop as a working one on eBay. So the guy recovered the data from the hard drive and put up this site to humiliate him.
Iraq War Amputee Sues Michael Moore for Misrepresenting Views. Michael Moore is an unbelievable bastard.
Convicted Killer Seeks Sex Change Operation. Only in Massachusetts would they waste time and money on this. I bet those liberals end up paying for this operation. Then he can go gay marry his cellmate.
Kevin Federline Looks Really Really Weird. There is nothing you can do to make him not look like a douchebag.
Russian Fun. Don't worry about what the Russian says just put your name in the box.
