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Archive 06/05 - 06/09
June 05, 2006 Submit
Continuously Updated Monday - Friday
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Germany Gripped By Case Of Mother And Babies In Flowerpots. She killed 9 of her own babies and buried them in flowerpots. She is obviously super pro-choice.
Mysterious Red Cells Might Be Aliens. So they thought they could outsmart us by sneaking in as red cells huh.
Brandon Davis Opines On Matters Of National Importance. He does make good points. No one likes a firecrotch.
Lion Kills Man Who Climbs In Cage, Invokes God. Those lions were probably Scientologists.
World�s Largest Crossbow. This sounds like the perfect plan, and I expect nothing to go wrong.
Videos:
Jewish Dancer Faceplant
Goalie Scores A Goal
Fuzzy Zoeller Amazing Hole In One
Fat Girl Dances Then Pukes
Wonder Showzen: Little Hitler
Pic of the Day: Babe of the Week:


Maria Sharapova
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June 06, 2006 Submit
Continuously Updated Monday - Friday
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Stephen Colbert 2006 Commencement Address. "Because if we surrender the national anthem to Spanish, the next thing you know, they�ll be translating the Bible. God wrote it in English for a reason! So it could be taught in our public schools."
10 Craziest Animal Behavior. The female mite has sex with her son. I think they are found in West Virginia.
When Snakes Fly, Pilots Attack. "Snakes On A Plane" just became a documentary.
Photoshopped Movie Moments. The Tom Cruise with the kitten one is awesome.
MTV Movie Awards 2006. I'm going to be watching the Heat stomp the Mavericks. I think MTV will reshow it.
Videos:
Monkey Sniff
VMA's Backstreet Boyz
Andy Dick Show: Ejaculation Facilitator
VMA's Tom Crooze
Mentos And Coke Fountains
Pic of the Day: Babe of the Week:


Maria Sharapova
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June 07, 2006 Submit
Continuously Updated Monday - Friday
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Keeley Hazell World Cup Strip. God lord she is hotter than Beckham in that uniform. Did I just say that?
Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt Legal Age Countdown. Mmm she is already so hot. I can hardly wait.
How Not To Steal A Sidekick. Some Puerto Ricans refuse to return a Sidekick they found in a taxi. Let the public humilation begin.
Strip Club Maps. Uses Google Maps to show were strip clubs are in every state.
The Helmet Project. Pics and info on pretty much every football helmet ever.
Videos:
Yatta
Ronaldinho Highlights
Holy Backflip
The Simpsons: Homer's BBQ
Water Skiing Baby
Pic of the Day: Babe of the Week:


Maria Sharapova
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June 08, 2006 Submit
Continuously Updated Monday - Friday
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Bullied By The Eunuchs. India has gangs of transgenders who go around extorting money from people. Other cultures are fascinating.
That Can�t Be Ashlee Simpson. I never thought I'd say this but I am a Ashlee Simpson fan. Now if she would only sever her vocal cord I would be in love.
Judge Orders Lawyers To Play Game. Rock, paper, scissors, is a game of skill. If you run up on me and throw down, you will get your ass handed to you.
Heteropride. These gays have been prouder than us for too long.
The Pork Stork. You should probably send this link to every fat girl you may know.
Videos:
Tom Cruise Is Super
Family Guy: Sideboob
What's It Gonna Be?
George Washington
Exuuberating Fantasticisms
Pic of the Day: Babe of the Week:


Maria Sharapova
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June 09, 2006 Submit
Continuously Updated Monday - Friday
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Jessica Alba Bikini In Motion. Basically every worth while scene from "Into The Blue" in GIF form.
Woman Beats Dog Breeder With Dead Chihuahua. Hilarious, I wish they had a video of this.
Hypnotizing. I don't know what the hell this is, but it is incredibly hypnotizing.
Full House Career Pyramid. I think Jodie Sweetin will be posing naked sometime soon.
Man Sentenced For Impersonating NFL Player To Get Child Porn. Just one of the perks of being a professional athlete.
Videos:
David Hasselhoff: Secret Agent Man
Russian Style Driving
DUI Faceplant
Fresh Prince: Carlton Dance
Cheating Bride And Best Man
Pic of the Day: Babe of the Week:


Maria Sharapova
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