Chris Klein Is A Douche. No wonder he turned Katie Holmes gay.
Every White Person In America Secretly Rooting For Gonzaga. One of the best things about college basketball is cheering for the underdog white team that makes a run in every NCAA tournament... but I am not racist.
Britney And Kevin Almost Over. Too little too late.
What A Loser. A lot of people would feel sorry for this guy, because they also have moments of self doubt were they question their own worth. Not me though. What a loser.
Party All The Time. A Grandma does a 30 foot beer bong. My Grandma does X at raves. She also had sex with 8 guys before she got married. That is like 200 now a days.
What's A Party Without Trying Some Lines? A funny article by a girl, if you can believe that. Every one of her lines would have worked on me, even though she is not what I would call good looking.
New Intramural Sports. Another funny article by a chick! This one is pretty hot too. This is bad, I'm crushing on internet writers.
Man Pays For Dominatrix Beatings With Charity Funds. I hope he gets a slap on the wrist... cause that won't be enough to get him off.
Toddler Brings Crack To Daycare. Sure blame the parent.
Ms. Universe Pageant 2005. After careful review I have determined the top 5.
5) Venezuela 4) Latvia 3) Ukraine 2) USA and the winner is MEXICO!
Girl On Girl Action. Girls dyking out faded away for a little bit, but I think it is making a comeback in a big way.
Do This To Your Pet And I'll Kick Your Ass. If you want to dress something up have a kid or mentor a retard.
Infant Masturbation Often Misdiagnosed. Can you blame these kids, there are Bananas in Pajamas for the girls and Dora the Explorer for the boys. That shit is hot.
Indian Male Desires Woman For Part Time Love. You got to respect this guys brutal honesty... I mean he even admits he is Indian right in the title.
Videos:
South Park: Mr Garrison's Novel
Noel Devine: The Greatest High School Running Back
