500-Pound Man Accused Of Fast-Food Scam. His big mistake was trying to get a refund from Taco Bell for there being a hair in his food. Everyone knows that is part of the TB experience.
The Shot Belt. A great gift for the lady in your life.
Butthole Bear. A great gift for the gay in your life.
Gummy Bear Sex. Throw some gummy worms in there, then you would have a party.
Cheerleader Dunking. This is hot on so many levels.
The Ultimate Guide to Fellatio: How to Go Down on a Man and Give Him Mind-Blowing Pleasure. How could you not buy this for your girlfriend, wife, and mistress.
Kurt Russel MySpace. "I skinned a live annaconda once after fighting it for 3 hours with just my wits and a dollar bill" that sounds like Kurt.
Impersonator Wrangles With Chuck Norris. Chuck is going to fuck this guys wife and daughter, then snap his neck. I have seen him do it before.
SenSlip. Artificial foreskin for circumcised men. "There is well-documented evidence which shows that circumcision can have a disastrous effect on sexual performance and ultimately on self esteem."
Man Caught In Strip Club Ceiling. There is no need to hide you don't have to tip the dancers.
