September 02, 2006

I'm Bringing Sexy Back

If you are one of those people who are going around saying "I'm bringing sexy back" guess what, there is nothing sexy about being an unoriginal moron. Saying this quote is just a pathetic attempt at conveying confidence. I can't even call it the new "I'm Rick James bitch!" because at one point that was actually funny.

The first time I heard that song I remember thinking "boy this new Nelly Furtado song sure does suck". To my surprise the whiney distorted feminine voice was none other than Justin Timberlake. I felt violated. It was like a tranny had just raped my ears. I wanted to go weep softly in a corner not quote the lyrics.

Justin Timberlake

If you watched the VMAs last night you would have seen how Justin Timberlake plans on bringing sexy back. Apparently it involves stealing Pee-Wee Herman's wardrobe (without the pimp red bow tie) then flailing around like an epileptic on ecstasy. That is pretty much what I expected from a bisexual coke fiend who sounds like he's got his little mouse balls stuck in a vice.

Needless to say I plan on leaving sexy right were it is.

posted by John 1:23AM